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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Top Ten Funny Jokes

TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER...

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Blonde Jokes

JOKES - FUNNY JOKES

Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut-butter?A. They spread for the bread.

Q. Why do dumb blondes always drink with straws?A. Practice

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A. Their both empty from the neck up.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A. A brunette with bad breath.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?A. So she could lip read.

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A. An airbag.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?A. More leg-room!

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?A. FULL

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Good Dumb Blonde jokes...

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?A. The joystick is wet.

Q. What do a mo-ped and a blond have in common? A. They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A. The blonde works in the dark!

Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A. Her ankles.

Q. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A. "Have another beer."

Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A1. Thanks Guys.
A2. Are you boys all in the same band?
A3. Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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