tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86935412011-08-04T02:06:37.245-07:00jokes1http://www.blogger.com/profile/17368088575441727401noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693541.post-58012474547680016072009-09-09T09:51:00.000-07:002009-09-09T09:53:38.956-07:00TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER...<br /><br />10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.<br /><br />9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.<br /><br />8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.<br /><br />7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."<br /><br />6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.<br /><br />5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.<br /><br />4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.<br /><br />3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."<br /><br />2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.<br /><br />1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8693541-5801247454768001607?l=jokes1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jokes1http://www.blogger.com/profile/17368088575441727401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8693541.post-1097613326261293242004-10-12T13:23:00.000-07:002004-10-12T13:41:55.756-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">JOKES - FUNNY JOKES</span></strong> <br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong> <br />Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut-butter?A. They spread for the bread. <br /> <br />Q. Why do dumb blondes always drink with straws?A. Practice <br /> <br />Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A. Their both empty from the neck up. <br /> <br />Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?A. To keep their ankles warm. <br /> <br />Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A. A brunette with bad breath. <br /> <br />Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?A. So she could lip read. <br /> <br />Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A. An airbag. <br /> <br />Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?A. More leg-room! <br /> <br />Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?A. FULL <br /> <br />Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A. Pull the pin and throw it back. Good Dumb Blonde jokes... <br /> <br />Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?A. The joystick is wet. <br /> <br />Q. What do a mo-ped and a blond have in common? A. They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. <br /> <br />Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A. The blonde works in the dark! <br /> <br />Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A. Her ankles. <br /> <br />Q. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A. "Have another beer." <br /> <br />Q. What do Blondes say after sex? <br />A1. Thanks Guys. <br />A2. Are you boys all in the same band? <br />A3. Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? <br /> <br />For More <a href="http://dirty-jokes.101funjokes.com/">Dirty Jokes</a>, <a href="http://sex-jokes.101funjokes.com/">Sex Jokes</a>, <a href="http://funny-jokes.101funjokes.com/">Funny Jokes</a>, <a href="http://blonde-jokes.101funjokes.com/">Blonde Jokes</a> , <a href="http://comedy.101funjokes.com/">Comedy</a>, <a href="http://humor.101funjokes.com/">Humor</a>,<a href="http://jokes.101funjokes.com/"> Jokes</a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8693541-109761332626129324?l=jokes1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jokes1http://www.blogger.com/profile/17368088575441727401noreply@blogger.com